“Decaf? Never Heard of Her” Tee
$30.00
Start your day like this squirrel—caffeinated, cozy, and just a little suspicious of anything labeled decaf. Featuring an adorable wide-eyed squirrel in a bathrobe gripping her cup of joe like it's a lifeline, this design is perfect for hardcore coffee lovers who know there's only one speed: FULL BEANS.
Printed in classic dark navy on a soft, breathable tee, it’s a playful nod to the jittery joy of that first (and second... and third) cup. Whether you’re behind the bar at Tin City or sipping your way through a Monday morning, this shirt’s got your back—and your buzz.
This vintage t-shirt is a premium unisex crew neck t-shirt crafted from 100% USA-grown cotton, proudly made in Los Angeles. This heavyweight tee offers a substantial, durable feel. Its garment-dyed finish provides a vintage, worn-in look and ensures minimal shrinkage after washing. Designed with a high-ribbed collar, it maintains its shape over time, while the relaxed fit offers comfort and versatility. Simply customize this piece with your own design.
This is a photo from the website I will be buying the product through. The image will be printed on so it could look slightly different then above. These will all be made to order, therefore I don't have a physical item yet to save money on up-front purchase costs.
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PRODUCT INFO
- Composition: 100% USA cotton
- Weight: 6.5 oz, 220 gsm
- Sizes: Unisex, XS - 3XL
- Features: Relaxed fit, garment dyed, shrink free and high-ribbed collar
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
Thank you for supporting our 30-day special sale to help us achieve our dream of opening a community coffee shop! Since this is a fundraising promotion, please review our return and refund guidelines carefully:
All Sales Final:
As this sale directly supports the purchase and start-up of our coffee shop, all items sold during this 30-day promotional period are considered final and non-refundable.
Exchanges:
We are happy to offer exchanges for items that arrive damaged or defective. To request an exchange, please contact us within 7 days of delivery at jennifer.ruth.33@gmail.com with your order number and a photo of the issue.
Incorrect or Damaged Orders:
If you receive the wrong item or your order arrives damaged, please notify us immediately. We’ll gladly send a replacement at no additional cost.
Questions?
We’re here to help! Reach out anytime at jennifer.ruth.33@gmail.com with concerns or questions.
We appreciate your understanding and support during this exciting time—we can’t wait to welcome you to our future coffee shop!
SHIPPING INFO
Thank you for supporting our 30-day promotional sale to help us raise funds for our future coffee shop! Below is important information about our shipping process to keep you informed and confident in your purchase.
Order Processing & Production Timeline:
All orders placed during this special 30-day sale will be produced after the promotional period ends. This means that items are not pre-made but will be created and fulfilled once the sale closes. Production and processing will take approximately 4 to 6 weeks after the sale period ends.
Shipping Methods:
Once production is complete, all orders will be shipped using standard delivery methods via USPS, UPS, or FedEx, depending on the size and destination of your package. Tracking information will be provided once your order has shipped.
Estimated Delivery Time:
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Production + processing: 4–6 weeks after the sale closes
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Shipping transit time: 5–7 business days (domestic)
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International shipping times may vary based on location and customs.
Shipping Costs:
Shipping rates are calculated at checkout based on order size, weight, and destination. You will see the final shipping cost before completing your purchase.
Important Note:
As this is a made-to-order fundraising event, please understand that immediate shipping is not available. Each product is custom-made after the campaign concludes to ensure quality and reduce overproduction.